The boss is coming!
He’s checking on the project
All must look busy
He’s checking on the project
All must look busy
What can I blame now?
Evil Computer Spirits
That will buy some time
Evil Computer Spirits
That will buy some time
The code will not run
I check the code, recompile
Sigh, it still crashes
I check the code, recompile
Sigh, it still crashes
I am a bad tech
No matter what the complaint
I blame Microsoft
No matter what the complaint
I blame Microsoft
My job is a sham
I don’t know what I’m doing
But they still pay me
I don’t know what I’m doing
But they still pay me
I am sorry sir
Our program is full of bugs
Get the new version
Our program is full of bugs
Get the new version
What did I do wrong?
Was it something I said wrong?
I hate layoff blues
Was it something I said wrong?
I hate layoff blues
I hate this project
Maybe I can delay this
Until quitting time
Maybe I can delay this
Until quitting time
Bonuses are not!
Stock options vest in four years?
I’ll be gone by then…
Stock options vest in four years?
I’ll be gone by then…
[originally taken many years ago from Punkie’s Computer Haiku site… may it rest in peace]
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